When shows come off their hiatus
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
I’m hearing this to the tune of the original Willy Wonka movie…
I’M NOT ALONE
kirk and sulu, jumpin’ out of space shuttles and savin’ each other’s lives
i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets
she will sing it to me and scream it at me
and I will never tell her to quiet down
she will say it when I tell her to go to bed
when I tell her she can’t have anymore candy
or watch anymore television
“no” will be my daughter’s favorite word
not only will I teach her how to say it
but I will teach her to repeat it over and over
again until every single atom in her tiny little body
hums with it
If it makes her less soft than the other girls
I will take her to museums and show her
what marble and stone can become
I will brush her hair and let her wear whatever
whatever that makes her
she will know
that the world has been built upon “no’s”
upon rejections and refusals and swords
if this makes her a warrior in a field of
flowers, then she will walk without fear
of being trampled on
the first word I teach my daughter will be
and when she grows up
in a world that tells her
she can’t walk down the street by herself
that “no” will be heard
it will roar and echo down the block
and she will never be told to keep
she will not know the meaning of the word.
OH MY GOD.
IF U DIDNT TEAR UP WHEN IROH SANG “BRAVE SOLDIER BOY” TO HIS DEAD SON IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER YOU ARE NOT HUMAN DONT TOUCH ME
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
An exotic creature from an alien world.
For every person to join the Trek fandom, there comes a time at which they are introduced to the Star Trek Unicorn Dog.
It’s never too late.
I want that
I’ve been told that it is the rule to reblog the unicorn dog anytime I see it. I’m sorry, folks. This dog comes across my dash A LOT. But I can’t argue with the rules. Esp. when my wife tells me that This Is How It Is.
in my heart
So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~
You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.
Well that is not creepy at all. /sarcasm
Maybe the guy was just too shy to speaks to her, and not a “creep”.. ._.
No, he was a creep. He was clearly watching her read her book and waited until she got up to leave the note. He even admits he was staring at her. It makes him a creep.
when i suggest that a character or relationship might be queer i get accused by my straight peers that i’m reading too much into things/forcing my beliefs on everyone and yet for 19 years of my life i have had straight interpretations of characters forced upon me and no one seems to give a shit
A close up shot of Captain America’s shield
That actually explains so much.